Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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