I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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