i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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