Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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