3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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