You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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