dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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