The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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