I am puke
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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