Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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