Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I got chris browned last night
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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