everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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