I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Randomize
