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I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number

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Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.

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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.

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better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.

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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter

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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"

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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off

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(619): View more from California

Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.

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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone

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We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.

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