My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
50% drunk capacity currently
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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