we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?