I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks