pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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