so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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