check it out our google latitudes are spooning
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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