dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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