We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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