What a fucking waste of an outfit
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
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i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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