You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Someone came in the potted fern
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
