Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
