Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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