Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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