Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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