This is not my ceiling
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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