The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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