i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
youre lurking in front of me
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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