they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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