What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Please don't give away my fajitas
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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