my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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