I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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