If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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