This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I love having hate sex.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
i think my cat just said my name.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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