I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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