is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just want to make out with him forever
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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