I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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