Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My cat gives me a boner
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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