Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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