Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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