You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i dont even know how to be here
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
how does that bad decision feel?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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