I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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