I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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