you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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