Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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