do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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