He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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