Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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