i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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