do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Randomize
