Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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