talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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