Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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