You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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