He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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