We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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