they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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