i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
All I want is dick and wine.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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